MISC RULES

• Food must be spell able
• Food must be dead
• Mac & Cheese must be eaten
• Asparagus is NOT the new broccoli
• No meat in jars
• No meat on sticks
• No meat from carts
• ToFu is neither To, nor Fu, so no.
• Food must be honest (no Tofu Turkey) 
• No Tofu.  Period.
• No pickled anything (except pickles)
• There is no such thing as too much marinara sauce.  
• No man eating animals
• No cute or pretty animals
• You are not an adult until you eat on real plates
• No mixing races (no "turkey bacon")
• Beans are just a bad substitute for meat so why bother?
• Food must be grown in the sun (no mushrooms, etc.)
• No Indian Food
• The term "hand churned" creeps me out when it comes to food. 
• No egg in pie
• Eggs can only come from chickens (no caviar, etc.)
• Global food exception = hunger
• Pizza is perfect food
• Only two species per meal (but never chicken and fish together)
• No Blue (except Icee Blueberry slushy)
• No mixing orange and yellow (mustard on grilled cheese, etc.)
• Department store pizza may only be eaten from store that also sells riding lawnmowers
• If it looks bad, it is bad
• It's okay to wear purple, not to eat it.
• Food must not have more than 4 legs.
• No gravy on French fries
• No "dipping" at dinner
• A grilled cheese sandwhich won't lie to you
• No sandwiches from anyplace that has free WiFi (coffee places like Starbucks and Coffee Bean should sell coffee and baked goods only.)
• No Millionaire foods (caviar, pate, champagne, etc.)
• Lasagne may not be green (Pesto?  Are you kidding me? Only marinara sauce please!!)
• Pigs in Blanket only as h'or deurves
• Hot Chocolate only during months ending in R
• No turkey in Italy
• They can't be "leftovers" if you eat them the same day.