THE FISH RULES

• Fish must be cooked
• Fish must come from the ocean
• Fish must be white
• Fish must be big
• Fish must be unidentifiable
• Fish must be ugly (no pretty fish)
• Fish must swim
• Fish must be dead
• No hot tuna
• No cheese and fish (unless fish sandwich)
• No tomato sauce or ketchup with fish
• No Tuna before 12